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<h3 class="title">It's time for me to get Martha Stewart on your asses</h3>

<p>(sans the whole insider trading thing)</p>

<p>Well, last evening some genius decided to put something made out of tinfoil or very similar to it in their microwave.  Needless to say this caused their microwave to blow up, filling my floor with smoke (they were right around the corner) and setting off the firealarms.  The worst part actually is that Jefferson Commons has these ear piercing alarms that are connected to some system installed in our rooms (not just smoke alarms).  So I'm sitting here trying to drink a few beers and relax whilst I have the sirens from hell screeching in my ear for 15 minutes.  I suppose it's for our own protection yada yada yada.  I guess I also could have left my room earlier but oh well.  If it's ever a real fire I'll probably wind up burning alive and getting a nice tan because I was too lazy to check things out.</p>

<p>Anyways, today's lesson is to not put tinfoil in the microwave.</p>

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