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<p>A 58 year old Texan had his wife give him a <a href="http://reuters.excite.com/article/20050204/2005-02-04T192836Z_01_N02590067_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-SHERRY-DC.html" target="_blank">sherry enema</a> since he couldn't drink due to some throat ailment.  Two 1.5 liter bottles of sherry.......in your butt.  Needless to say, his BAL was 0.47 and he has graciously removed himself from the human race.</p>

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