The Kansas Board of Education voted 6-4 to start teaching intelligent design in schools, because it is impossible to fathom that something like the universe occurred naturally so some genius mastermind made EVERYTHING.
What the hell is wrong with you people? That's fine, all the people in Kansas can stay there and harvest their corn and wheat for all I care. I guess god made your tractors too. I use to think that the midwest would be safe from terrorism but maybe now fundamentalist Muslims and fundamentalist Christians will start some sort of holy war amongst themselves and wipe each other out. Kill two birds with one stone.
Posted by Jim at November 8, 2005 10:32 PMOn the upside, from now on if there's anything you don't understand you can just say "God did it" and it's an acceptable answer.
Example: Prove that all integers are the product of prime numbers.
Step 1: Assume an integer R.
Step 2: [Miracle]
Step 3: Therefore, all integers are the product of prime numbers.
This proof would get an A in Kansas.
Posted by: Mike at November 9, 2005 11:41 PM